Sun 15th June
Well done Wendy for persuading me to go to Shanghai. I wasn’t in the mood for a hot sweaty Asian
City which was chocka with people and noise.
Well as it turns out, Shanghai is moderately hot and sweaty, but nothing
like, say, Kuching or Hanoi in mid-summer.
And maybe because we arrived on the weekend, the centre of town has quite
a lot of people, but nothing outrageous – I’ll get a better idea on the normal
state of affairs tomorrow at 8 a.m I guess.
Sure, the place is smoggy, but the people on the whole seem very
positive and smiley. The stream of them
heading down Nanjing Rd to the riverfront (the Bund) at 8 p.m. last night was
pretty amazing – I’m not sure what the heck they go there for, but presumably
it’s to feel the wind in their face and look at the pretty amazing building
façade lights. And I think the
architecture is great.
So much stuff that is unusual shapes and NOT some crappy
curtain wall glass. It really is as
thought the folk here said “So you reckon for an extra 50 % you can do
something really cool? I’ll pay for
that. Do it!” In comparison, much of the commercial
architecture in ChCh in the last 50 years looks to have been done for an owner
who kept saying “Can’t we get the cost down another 5 %”.
We went for a long (1 ½ hr) walk down to and along the Bund to
go on our free cruise trip (all part of the fairly expensive Big Bus Trip
around town - $40 each for 24 hrs all you can ride on the open air double decker). But we’d been told the wrong place to go, and
although we tried hard we never found the right starting place and missed the
boat trip. Actually we didn’t feel too
aggrieved because the view of the building lights from the banks was probably
about as good as the view from the river.
We made the most of the rest of our Big Bus ticket today by going on all
three routes, and also taking the sound and light show on a trip on a small
cable car which goes under the main river.
This was described as:
“China’s first
cross-river pedestrian sight-seeing tunnel.
The tunnel wall has ever- changing exotic colours created by high- tech
means, on which the yellow starfish pink flowers, geometric patterns of various
shapes, a variety of vibrant lives on Earth making people get lost in Wild and
fanciful thoughts. The sound system is
combined with the immediate landscape changes, engendering an immersive shock. The Tunnel becomes ..... the underground rainbow connecting beautiful
views on both side of Huangpu River”
Well talk it up guys, because the reality is pretty
pathetic. Lights flash and voices tell
you about exploding rocks and the ages that have passed and the … well actually
I couldn’t hear most of it. What really
happens is that you are dragged in a small cable car for 2 mins in a tunnel under
the river. I’d be seriously pissed if
I’d paid the $10 per person 1-way ticket, as opposed to it being part of my
tour bus ticket, the pain of whose purchase had long gone.
It was quite hot yesterday (Sat) – in fact a four beer day
as it turned out. Unfortunately most of the
brews here seem disgustingly sweet and I didn’t even really enjoy them – in
fact I left behind half of the “dark wheat beer”. It was also around $8-9 per bottle, and a
coffee at Starbucks is around $6, so the price for the tourists and well-to-do on
the flash streets is at least on a par with ChCh, if not worse. However, today we walked down the backstreet
from the hotel (fantastic choice of hotel by Wend needs to be acknowledged) and
had pork dumplings (8 for $1.50) and local beer ($2 for 500 ml), which just
proves what we all know - If you walk in the attractive places which are full
of tourists, then you pay tourist prices; if you go 100m away you are back to
prices that the locals can afford. That
local beer (Tsingtao) was also really nice – in
fact with Wendy drinking the odd glass the 500 ml disappeared just as I
was starting to get into the swing of things.

Today we woke at 6:00 and were out walking in the local park at 7:15 watching all the locals doing their tai chi etc. What fascinates me is they are all out doing their individual weirdo health stuff (the folk with the long plastic sleeves over the top of their ordinary shirt sleeves but hanging 10 cm past their hands; the bloke walking rapidly backwards; the bloke doing the cool smooth walk wearing his suave clothes and white gloves) and completely ignoring (or at least appearing to ignore) what anyone else might think of them.
I think it must be
the only way to survive in a crowded space – ignore what everyone else might
think of you. Elsewhere in the park
there were dozens and dozens of small birdcages with their occupants whistling
away, and their owners chatting to each other.
[As an aside that is something else which we think seems really great –
the way in which there are so many folk on the streets chatting to each other –
so much of a community somehow. Possibly
a typical rose-tinted spectacle tourist’s view, but it does seem a very
positive place].
The traffic is also great.
It seems that bikes, including motor bikes – are entitled to ignore the
lights provided they do treat them as the equivalent of a Give-Way-to-the-traffic-which-is-on-green. And pedestrians and other traffic basically
seem very tolerant of each other's idiocy, as opposed to the up-tight Kiwi
driver who when he or she has the right of way gets seriously pissed off if
someone infringes on it. Oh, and at
least half the push bikes and motor bikes are battery driven. I’ve noticed with the pedal bikes that there
is not much of the “pedal assist” going on.
Mostly the attitude seems to be “Why would I pedal when I have a
perfectly reliable twist grip throttle?”
Post-park stroll we walked 100 m down the road and had breakfast
in a non-chain coffee shop, but the coffee was “Americano” crap and the
breakfast we chose was effectively a filled roll – which was OK but not
exciting. We watched the last 24 hrs
world cup highlights while we breakfasted – but couldn’t figure out who to
cheer for because the screen showed names and scores in Chinese characters, and
several teams seem to be in variations of blue and other in variations on
white. I did see god Rooney at one stage
as he set up a great goal, but aside from that all I could do was enjoy the
skills.
After breakfast we walked briskly for 20 mins to our tour
bus stop – and somehow I got disorientated by 90 degrees for a while. But then it was on with the programme. Quite pleasant to just sit rather than walk –
and this gave our incipient (well full-fledged for one of Wendy’s) blisters a
rest.
After a long bus ride we got back to the start point and then had a wander around some shops. I got a bit worried when Wendy went for a pee and took more than 15 minutes to get back – apparently she went up another floor for a quick look and then couldn’t find her way down again. We had a Haagen Daaz icecream at an outrageous price, but worth it because it was so nice, and then went to the Museum of City planning and I think for the first time was able to present some ID and get in at half price as an “Aged Person”.
After a long bus ride we got back to the start point and then had a wander around some shops. I got a bit worried when Wendy went for a pee and took more than 15 minutes to get back – apparently she went up another floor for a quick look and then couldn’t find her way down again. We had a Haagen Daaz icecream at an outrageous price, but worth it because it was so nice, and then went to the Museum of City planning and I think for the first time was able to present some ID and get in at half price as an “Aged Person”.
Monday 16th June
We got up at 7:00 and checked the crowds in rush hour (they
were absent – at least on the main street where we were drinking coffee ) and at
8:30 got a taxi out to the airport for less than half the price of the one in –
but I have to admit the quality was not the same. I’d have greatly preferred the subway and
Mag-lev train, but Wendy has explained elsewhere the problem with over-packing,
although she over-states the difference in weight (it was only 5kg). I refuse to sign on to this idea of taking
the family 700 gm of liquorice allsorts, 600 gm of chocolate biscuits, 750gm of
honey and the same of marmite, and 1kg of cosmetics etc. etc. I’m quite convinced that if I agreed to take,
say, 3 kg of these goodies (which no doubt the kids love getting), it wouldn’t
make Wendy’s bag lighter. She’d just buy
3 kg more!
In order to avoid travel stress we were checked in and
through customs 2.5 hours before the flight left. The KLM plane was considerably more welcoming
than Air NZ, which have been a rather depressing experience on our first
leg. The Air NZ plane was tired (seat
head rests which didn’t stay up, handsets with the colours and symbols worn off
them and an entertainment system which was technologically several years behind
SAS), the food was very ordinary with a strong Asian bent, and the staff were
rather dour Asian rather than the smiling kiwis serving lamb chops which is my
last memory of Air NZ. It is clear that
Air NZ is not taking Kiwis to China and beyond; it is taking Chinese to NZ and
back and has pitched its services accordingly.
In contrast the KLM handsets looked new, the seats worked and were more
comfortable, and the hostesses had big Dutch smiles!
And so we departed Shanghai for Amsterdam. Ten minutes after take-off we were advised
that for €180 each we could upgrade to premium economy. We thought about it seriously, but just
couldn’t quite bring ourselves to spend $550 to be more comfortable for 10
hours. I’m not sure how wealthy we’d
have to be to routinely go business class – but it’s obviously quite a bit wealthier
than we are now!